Me = a combination of weirdness, obsessions, infatuations and Idek.
Oh yes; I'm also cripplingly awkward 99.999% of the time.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CHANGING THEIR FB PROFILE PICTURES TO THIS ONE IMAGE OF JIM CARREY PLS SEND HELP
- Me: yay prom is in three months! Let’s go and import an expensive dress and expensive shoes and buy some good quality make up because people have never seen me when I don’t look like a hobo and just this once I can make an effort without being laughed at.
- 2 months and 2 weeks later
- Me: yay it’s in 7 days!
- Mumps: oh hey there
- Me: what
- Mumps: yeah uh I’m just gonna hang around for like 9 days
- Mumps: haha go look in the mirror, your face has doubled in size.
- Mumps: sorry not sorry
- Me: well fuck
So some kids got wind of the fact that my English teacher has a phobia of seagulls…
bird pictures. everywhere.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
IT WORKS OMG
Well this is weird.