Oh yes; I'm also cripplingly awkward 99.999% of the time.
Me: yay prom is in three months! Let’s go and import an expensive dress and expensive shoes and buy some good quality make up because people have never seen me when I don’t look like a hobo and just this once I can make an effort without being laughed at.
2 months and 2 weeks later
Me: yay it’s in 7 days!
Mumps: oh hey there
Mumps: yeah uh I’m just gonna hang around for like 9 days
Mumps: haha go look in the mirror, your face has doubled in size.
Mumps: sorry not sorry
Me: well fuck
if anyone has any money spare that they want to give to a good cause, it would be absolutely amazing if they could donate even a little bit to this family.
My boss/neighbour/family friend was in a horrific car accident about three days ago, and severed his spine. He suffered from a collapsed lung and he will never walk again. He and his wife had just spent all of their savings on buying their dream; a small cafe down the road from my house. They will now be forced to give up on that dream and lose a large amount of hard earned money. He was a professional chef and the kindest guy I know. He also was an ambulance volunteer and frequently helped out in local events, it honestly couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. His wife will be forced to give up work and look after him full time, cutting off any source of income. Not to mention they have a lovely four year old girl that I know very well, and babysit sometimes. I just find it heartbreaking that their dreams are now shattered, and that their little girl Maddy will likely not be able to remember a time when her dad was not in a wheelchair.
He still has not woken yet, as he is in an induced coma, but when he does, I hope he will be able to cope with his dynamically different life.
So… please, if you can, just donate… even a dollar makes a difference.
Please, help out http://www.givealittle.co.nz/cause/TheCorlesFamily
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
IT WORKS OMG
Well this is weird.
I responded with a weird look and she whispered to her friends “oh… She’s not one of us.”
OH GOD DAMN I FORGOT TO SAY I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT
What do I do now.