Ahoy there

Could you maybe not

Me: yay prom is in three months! Let’s go and import an expensive dress and expensive shoes and buy some good quality make up because people have never seen me when I don’t look like a hobo and just this once I can make an effort without being laughed at.

2 months and 2 weeks later

Me: yay it’s in 7 days!

Mumps: oh hey there

Me: what

Mumps: yeah uh I’m just gonna hang around for like 9 days

Me:

Mumps: haha go look in the mirror, your face has doubled in size.

Me:

Mumps: sorry not sorry

Me:

Mumps:

Me: well fuck

Please help out if you can, even a little can make a difference

if anyone has any money spare that they want to give to a good cause, it would be absolutely amazing if they could donate even a little bit to this family. 

My boss/neighbour/family friend was in a horrific car accident about three days ago, and severed his spine. He suffered from a collapsed lung and he will never walk again. He and his wife had just spent all of their savings on buying their dream; a small cafe down the road from my house. They will now be forced to give up on that dream and lose a large amount of hard earned money. He was a professional chef and the kindest guy I know. He also was an ambulance volunteer and frequently helped out in local events, it honestly couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. His wife will be forced to give up work and look after him full time, cutting off any source of income. Not to mention they have a lovely four year old girl that I know very well, and babysit sometimes. I just find it heartbreaking that their dreams are now shattered, and that their little girl Maddy will likely not be able to remember a time when her dad was not in a wheelchair. 
He still has not woken yet, as he is in an induced coma, but when he does, I hope he will be able to cope with his dynamically different life.
So… please, if you can, just donate… even a dollar makes a difference.

Please, help out http://www.givealittle.co.nz/cause/TheCorlesFamily

So some kids got wind of the fact that my English teacher has a phobia of seagulls…
bird pictures. everywhere.

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever


When my mum orders the wrong type of pizza

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

When my mum orders the wrong type of pizza

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via loubblegumbitch)

camslutt:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

IT WORKS OMG

Well this is weird.

(via moonlighthallows)

ok no bUT YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW
PUT A GUMMY BEAR IN A GLASS OF LEMONADE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND IT GROWS AND GETS EVEN BETTER

ok no bUT YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW
PUT A GUMMY BEAR IN A GLASS OF LEMONADE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND IT GROWS AND GETS EVEN BETTER

Me and my friends making class more interesting for the teacher

Someone at school just came up to me and said “I like your shoelaces”…

I responded with a weird look and she whispered to her friends “oh… She’s not one of us.”
OH GOD DAMN I FORGOT TO SAY I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT
What do I do now.

GAH He’s great.

GAH He’s great.

entonic said: yus

How people see you on the bus

How people see you on the bus

How do you expect to follow me if you can’t see me :3

How do you expect to follow me if you can’t see me :3

Parents: Do you ever think you should go outside and make some friends?

Parents: Do you ever think you should go outside and make some friends?