Me = a combination of weirdness, obsessions, infatuations and Idek.

Oh yes; I'm also cripplingly awkward 99.999% of the time.

I CANT BREATHE

(Source: best-of-memes)

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Dan’s

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CHANGING THEIR FB PROFILE PICTURES TO THIS ONE IMAGE OF JIM CARREY PLS SEND HELP

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CHANGING THEIR FB PROFILE PICTURES TO THIS ONE IMAGE OF JIM CARREY PLS SEND HELP

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

this is… about a friend.

this is… about a friend.

Could you maybe not

  • Me: yay prom is in three months! Let’s go and import an expensive dress and expensive shoes and buy some good quality make up because people have never seen me when I don’t look like a hobo and just this once I can make an effort without being laughed at.
  • 2 months and 2 weeks later
  • Me: yay it’s in 7 days!
  • Mumps: oh hey there
  • Me: what
  • Mumps: yeah uh I’m just gonna hang around for like 9 days
  • Me:
  • Mumps: haha go look in the mirror, your face has doubled in size.
  • Me:
  • Mumps: sorry not sorry
  • Me:
  • Mumps:
  • Me: well fuck

why

So some kids got wind of the fact that my English teacher has a phobia of seagulls…
bird pictures. everywhere.

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever


When my mum orders the wrong type of pizza

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

When my mum orders the wrong type of pizza

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

camslutt:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

IT WORKS OMG

Well this is weird.

ok no bUT YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW
PUT A GUMMY BEAR IN A GLASS OF LEMONADE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND IT GROWS AND GETS EVEN BETTER

ok no bUT YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW
PUT A GUMMY BEAR IN A GLASS OF LEMONADE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND IT GROWS AND GETS EVEN BETTER

Oh

Oh